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How to Recognize a Lagosian Anywhere on the Planet

Published by Tope Fakinlede on August 15th, 2025.

How to Recognize a Lagosian Anywhere on the Planet

Whether you’re strolling through Times Square, sipping coffee in Paris, or catching a cab in Johannesburg, chances are you’ve encountered someone from Lagos — and you knew it. Lagosians don’t need to announce themselves; their presence does the talking. From the way they walk to the way they haggle, here’s how to spot a true Lagos native, no matter where in the world you are.

1. Their Walk Says “Important Person Coming Through”

Growing up with Lagos traffic means learning to move with purpose — fast. Even when they’re just on vacation, Lagosians walk like they’re late for a multi-million naira meeting. Slow strolling? Never heard of it.

2. Their Voice Carries (and That’s Not a Bad Thing)

You’ll likely hear them before you see them. Whether they’re speaking Pidgin, Yoruba, or English, Lagosians have a way of filling a room with energy. That booming “How you dey?!” from across the store? Dead giveaway.

3. Dressed Like It’s a Red Carpet Moment

No outfit is “too much” for a Lagosian. School run, quick supermarket visit, casual dinner — they show up dressed to impress. Abroad, they’re the ones in heels or agbada while everyone else is in hoodies.

4. The Currency Converter Is Always On

That coffee might cost £10, but to a Lagosian, it’s “₦18,000 for just this small cup?” They do the math, loudly — and always in naira. It’s a reflex.

5. Hustle Mode: Activated

Two weeks abroad and they’re already selling something or setting up a business. Whether it’s real estate, catering, or Afrobeat parties, Lagosians don’t stay idle. Hustle isn’t just a habit — it’s a lifestyle.

6. Carry-Your-Own-Spice Champion

At dinner, they might politely smile at your “spicy” curry — then pull out their own pepper sauce from their bag. And don’t mention Ghana Jollof unless you’re ready for a heated debate.

7. Every Conversation Circles Back to Lagos

You could be discussing climate change or Netflix, and suddenly — “Ehn, that reminds me of one time in Lagos…” Their stories are endless: from power outages to danfo chaos, Lagos is always part of the plot.

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Final Thoughts:

Lagos isn’t just a place — it’s a personality. It’s the swagger, the drive, the flair, and the loud laughter. So next time you’re abroad and someone walks in like they own the room, dressed like a celebrity and talking like they’re on a podcast— smile. You’ve just met a Lagosian.